Axedanner
 - and now the weather
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witchiti-grub:

meandjuliodownbythedogpark:

marquise8ossyfangs:

batch-of-lokis:

i thought it was going to be waiting for the bus i was so wrong

I just spit soda all over the computer screen, this was NOT what I expected, 

help.

this wasn’t what i thought it would be but everything i wanted

OH MY GAWD I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! THATS FUNNY!

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Tell me a smart joke

jakewhyman:

Heisenberg and Schrodinger are speeding down the highway when a state cop pulls them over. The cop walks up to the window and asks Heisenberg, “Do you know how fast you were going?”

Heisenberg replies, “No, but I knew where I was.”

Thinking this answer is a little strange, the cop decides to investigate the vehicle. He begins by opening the trunk. Shocked by what he finds, he shouts, “You have a dead cat in here!”

Schrodinger answers, “Well I do now!”

kichizone:

As u can see competitive TF2 is a very srs business

kichizone:

As u can see competitive TF2 is a very srs business

askprincesssilvermist:

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mcgamerconnor:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

I love mah blog

so cute~

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

the apple(bottom) doesnt fall far from the tree

Can we suggest things for Your new videos?
Anonymous

jakewhyman:

Well, there’s nothing stopping you or anyone from suggesting ideas to me…

People have suggested Pony Grumps ideas in the past, so I guess I can possibly consider listening to suggestion for videos…

But the likelihood of me actually doing these suggestions is quite low due to the ideas I already have and the fact that I like having my own ideas. If all I do is make videos based off people’s suggestions, I’ll just be a soulless robot with an artificially troubled past where my parents were dolphin soldiers who died in the war of Atlantis. I then fended for myself on coast of Spitsbergen until I was adopted by a ruthless Scandinavian meteorologist who made me do terrible things. The rest of this troubled past is beyond unmentionable…image

HOW DOES THIS GUY HAVE A PERFECT GIF FOR EVERYTHING?

lifehacks247:

For More Posts Like This Follow LifeHacks247

you dont just finish the end of the page?

Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

um ok sure, never did these before

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cyberrghetto:

omg

Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD

all I see is black people talking about this. white people. go see this movie. you need to see this movie.

this looks amazing.

this sounds Hilarious! i wanna go see it